airing my dirty laundry

Fact:  The washing machine and dryer are the two greatest inventions ever made.  I have no idea who invented them, but I hope there is a statue or museum dedicated to them somewhere out there.  If not, I might open one when I get back to the States.

Laundry in Thailand is a very different thing.  The creative ways in which clothes are washed vary from home to home.  My house now has an especially unique and equally miserable way to get the job done.  A few people have asked me about this, so I thought I would dedicate today’s post to the thing I hate most in this world (washing clothes.)

If any of you back home are wanting to try this out for yourselves, you need to be prepared.  You need:

1.       One washing machine

2.       A second washing machine

3.       A clothes line (preferably in the sun)

4.       A hose

5.       3 LARGE buckets or tubs

6.       Laundry detergent

7.       Fabric softener

8.       Hangers

9.       A stool (you will want to sit down)

10.   A bottle of water and sweat towel

Once you have all of these things you are ready to start.  Please be advised, it is best to do this in the morning hours before the temperature reaches 100 degrees.

1.        Using the hose, fill up the first washing machine and all 3 buckets with water.

2.       Put 3 large scoops of soap into the first washing machine and all clothing.

3.       Turn the first washing machine “on” and watch for 15 minutes while all of your clothes spin and spin into a mass of clothing that becomes knotted and tightly wound.

4.       After 15 minutes, wring out each piece of clothing and put into bucket #1.

5.       Once all clothes are in bucket #1, they need to be rinsed.  Take each piece of clothing, dunk it into the water 3 times, wring it out and put it into bucket #2.

6.       Once all clothes are in bucket #2, they need to be rinsed a second time.  Take each piece of clothing, dunk it into the water 3 times, wring it out and put it into bucket #3.

7.       When all clothing is in bucket #3, dump an ENTIRE package of fabric softener into the bucket and let clothes soak for 5 minutes.

8.       After the 5 minute soak is done, without rinsing out the fabric softener, place all clothes into washing machine #2.

9.       Once in washing machine #2, start the 12 minute spin cycle.

10.   When the spin cycle is complete, you can hang up all of your clothes and put them in the sun to dry.

11.   Several hours later, bring your clothes inside to fold and put away.  During this time, you might notice that some of your clothes still don’t smell “clean.”  Return them to the dirty laundry pile and repeat entire process in 3 days.

my mom helping me with laundry.

next time i want to wash my bedding, i think i will just buy new sheets

playing cards with family

It's a girl!  My host sister-in-law gave birth this week : )

The baby is back home now

getting to watch some muay thai

i want to ride my bicycle

With a bicycle as my only means of transporation, I really appreciate how nice it was to have a car back home.  Need to mail a letter? Hungry? Run out of toothpaste?  Pretty easy when you can just hop in your air conditioned ride and get to a store in a couple of minutes.
I have a love/hate relationship with my bike.  When I first get on "Joel" I feel great.  It feels like freedom.  But, after 45 minutes in the sun I'm ready to throw Joel in the trash.  Regardless of my mixed emotions, I still take a ride into town everyday.  It takes me about 25 minutes each way - dodging pot holes, motorcycles, and stopping for baby chickens to cross.

turning out of my driveway

main road that goes thru all the neighborhoods. it goes to the highway

i pass both my schools on my way

usually i go straight into town. now the road is under construction

so i turn left and take the long way around

government office and police station

about 8k later, i make it here. buy a water, walk around

in the AC for a minute then head back home

school's out for summer!

School really is out for summer.  Classes don’t start up again until May 16^th.  So I’ve got a whole lot of nothing going on right now.  A typical day for me is something like this:

8 – 10: wake up, shower, eat breakfast

10 – 1: go visit one of my schools and eat lunch

1-3: spend time with my family/read/nap

3-5: bike into town/attempt exercising/shower #2

5-9: dinner/read/play lots of uno

I have been spending a lot of time with my host family.  Most of our conversations end up being both an English and Thai lesson.  I’ve been teaching them all kinds of random English words like: traffic, mop, and bellybutton.  I tell them ONE time and everyone remembers the word.  But I have to be reminded about 10 times before I can remember anything in Thai.  When our limited language skills and acting fail, my host brother and sister use Google translator.  I HATE Google translator because most of the time it does not make any sense at all.  The other night they were trying to ask me if America has ___?____.  I could not figure out what this Thai word meant.  So they acted it out and were pretending to hit and push each other around.  I still didn’t know what they were asking.  They used Google translator and apparently wanted to know if America has quarrels.

Does America have quarrels?  I said I did not know.

There have been a lot of other interesting miscommunications.  My host mom told me one night to be ready the next day at 8 AM because we were going somewhere.  She also said “wear a pink shirt.”  Naturally, I had no idea at all what’s going on.  I just wake up early and dress in pink.  Turns out we were walking in a parade through town with all of the government employees.  Everyone was in pink.  If only I had known, I would not have worn a skirt.

I am trying to put this free time to use and exercise.  Whenever I go outside with my yoga mat and jump rope – a crowd forms.  My (American) mom suggested I should start charging admission.  Everyone from little children to grandmothers come to see what crazy thing the foreigner is doing today.  Some people laugh, some imitate what I am doing, and mostly people just stare.  But, my host mom explains what I’m doing to the crowd.  “Kuhn Rebecca glua uan,” she tells everyone.

Rebecca is scared to get fat

feels like home to me

I’ve been at my site for 3 days now.  So far I have been to a graduation dinner, wedding, and funeral.  I’ve met a million people and I don’t remember any of their names.  I’ve been speaking more Thai than I ever thought possible.  I rearranged the furniture in my room and unpacked everything I brought with me.  I even hung up a poster.  And most importantly, I am loving my new family.

Yesterday we were all sitting around the living room, everyone with a different book.  I was studying Thai and they were all trying to learn some English.  It was really cute.  I also taught them how to play Uno and I have never seen any group of people love anything as much as they love Uno.  We have played for a couple hours each day – no signs of stopping anytime soon. 

front of the house

 

where we play uno, get on the computer, and hang out

dinner table

 

bedroom - complete with winnie the pooh sheets. this monster of a bed takes up about 90% of the room

 

the rest of my room

cutest thai kid ever. my 3 year old cousin Naam Dtaan, which means "sugar"

 

my little sister Took Da

 

family game night

 

Naam Dtaan and my new Mom : )

too legit to quit

I am now legit.  I am officially a Peace Corps Volunteer.  All 52 members of Group 124 who arrived in Thailand in January were sworn-in today.  I am so proud to be a part of this group of amazing people.  WOOHOOO! We did it!

"Life in the Peace Corps will not be easy. There will be no salary and allowances will be at a level sufficient only to maintain health and meet basic needs. Men and women will be expected to work and live alongside the nationals of the country in which they are stationed—doing the same work, eating the same food, talking the same language.

But if the life will not be easy, it will be rich and satisfying. For every young American who participates in the Peace Corps—who works in a foreign land—will know that he or she is sharing in the great common task of bringing to man that decent way of life which is the foundation of freedom and a condition of peace."

John F. Kennedy

PC Country Director of Thailand

where are you from what, right??

Peace Corps Thailand has an amazing language program.  Our teachers are amazing.  In 9 weeks of language training here, I have learned just as much as I learned in years of Spanish class.  Before coming to Thailand I never expected to learn this much, this quickly.

To evaluate our language acquisition, we have a Language Proficiency Interview (LPI.)  The LPI has been in the back of my mind ever since I began training.  I knew it was coming...and on Saturday it happened.  Naturally, I freaked myself out and got really nervous.  I was mixing words up and asking really weird questions.  At one point, I think I asked someone... “Where are you from what, right?”

We get scored based on criteria for different levels.  There is Novice (low, mid, and high) Intermediate (low, mid, and high) and Advanced (low, mid, and high.)  To “pass” in my program, you have to get at least a Novice High.

Intermediate Mid!  I got a little teary eyed when I opened this envelope just because I didn't expect to score this high.  All this hard work has paid off and now I officially qualify to be sworn-in as a volunteer next week!

:)

Is this cauliflower?

Thailand is really starting to toughen me up.  When scary/creepy/things I don’t like used to happen at home I would either scream at the top of my lungs or yell, “MOM!”  Now I'm not quite as bad..

It is officially hot season.  I thought it has been super-hot the whole time I’ve been here, but boy was I wrong.  With the weather change, my attire is changing too.  Instead of wearing a t-shirt and capris to bed I have downgraded to a tank top and underwear (sorry for the image but it’s necessary for this story.)  I was laying in bed the other night trying to sleep and I feel something bite my butt.  I get up, turn on the light, shake out my sheets, and check all over the floor.  I’ve got a bite, but no bugs to be found.  So I turn off the lights and lay back down.  A few minutes later, there is excruciating pain in my arm.  I jump up, rip off my clothes and there it is.  A centipede. 

Don’t let this little guy fool you.  He may be small, but his bite kills (or just hurts really bad.)  He got me twice on my arm.  It hurt so bad that I called the Peace Corps doctor to make sure I wasn’t going to die of some strange Asian bug poisoning.  He assured me that the bite is just like a scorpion sting and you just have to wait it out.  Good news – I am no longer scared of being stung by a scorpion.  Bad news – I now am scared to death of centipedes.  Moral of the story: always wear pants to bed.

We have also done a million other things this week.  We ran a teacher training with about 150 Thai teachers from our community.  My group taught them “English for the Classroom” and we modeled a bunch of activities they can use to integrate participatory learning in their classrooms.  We also had a life skills camp and played games with kids to emphasize teamwork and critical thinking.  Both of these events turned out way better than I expected and were a lot of fun!

I also did a lot of very “Thai” things this weekend.  I visited temples.  Fed some fish.  Went to a wedding and had no idea who the bride and groom were.  And I got my first Thai massage!

Wedding.  I ate my first chicken foot here.  It was in a salad - I thought it was cauliflower.

life skills camp!

Massage.  I think she was rubbing my armpit here

feeding some fish